it's what you see but do not observe

yay-im-a-llama-again:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

crimesolvinghusbands:

#who will take the ring to mordor

ostkrieg:

c’est whatèvre

So I was doing my physics homework

gallifreyangel:

apperrintly:

and one of the questions said this

If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening. But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage.

So naturally I thought of this

There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.

darrencrissisruiningmylife:

teenblainegel:

hush little laptop don’t say a word

#but actually shut up your fan is so loud

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

ostkrieg:

shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? ok? you’re hot and i hate you

fragilemoonbaby:

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.