´ it's what you see but do not observe

Jena Malone for Refinery29


Jena Malone for Refinery29

hello, so… this blog is gonna be dead for a week while I’m away


top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world to themselves.
Roald Dahl, The BFG 


laughing so hard because this is so accurate


your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude